Missed the State of the Union Address last night? Here it is in a nutshell.
President Obama: I have no more campaigns to run…
Republicans lawmakers interrupt: clapping.
President Obama: I know because I won BOTH of them (drops the mic, thump).
Latin American soccer sportscaster, Andres Cantor, watching at home, yells out:
GGGOOOOOAAAAAALL!!!
GAME-WINNING TOUCHDOWN!
POSTERIZED SLAM DUNK!
GRAND SLAM!
After six years of relentless refusal work with President Obama, total obstruction to the progress of this country, as well as rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth racism toward him, his wife and even his two young girls, he slams the front door on the entire Republican party in 5 seconds.
Game over.
Go home.
Elvis has left the building.
The Cherie Bomb 
That was great! PS I can’t stand that man John Boehner!
Sent from my iPad 💕 Luv ya, Franny
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